My house is at the top of a ridge called Nanny Goat Hill. There is a fire station on Preston street, below the ridge. This station serves the downtown, so it’s pretty often that I hear the trucks racing past the house, sirens blaring. One set of trucks goes up Somerset Street, on top of Nanny Goat hill, and one set goes below. I like the sound of the trucks. The sirens are exciting and alerting, they remind me where I am.
Where I am is Chinatown, and it has been burning down. It has been burning my whole life, really, but these past couple week were particularly incendiary. A couple weeks ago, I was walking home from class and chanced upon the whole of Fire Station 11, plus some, arranged in a semi-circle around a smoldering house on my block of Bronson.
My roommate and I had been feeling a little groggy, but we chalked it up to fatigue. Then, one evening early last week, the smoke detector went off in the basement. The ancient furnace had finally given up, and was spewing carbon monoxide. We spent the night on my father’s floor. The next day, my roommate and I returned to our cold apartment, electric heaters in tow. It was chilly, but we settled in with blankets and made the best of it. I crawled into my bed, tucked into the chin, and went to sleep.
I was awoken by sirens, more real and present than usual. The flashing lights radiated through my half-drawn blinds, casting alternating bars of red and blue on the wall above my head. I jumped up, ran to the living room, and saw the flames licking up the porch across the street. My neighbors were pouring out past the flames in their pajamas and underwear. One guy was in his boxers. First I grabbed some clothes, and then I grabbed my camera.
There is a running bet around here on which porch is going to collapse first. The place is not exactly a slum, but it has certainly seen better days. It’s not the worst place on the street. One of my neighbors calls this “the garbage house”. The kids like to party, but I didn’t expect it to catch fire. My neighbor says it was arson, that someone set fire to the recycling, and that another place had been set alight last week. That is truly scary if it is true.
Thank you, fire fighters, for being so fast. It is too bad you can’t stop my neighborhood from burning down.
Oh, one more thing: the landlord of the garbage house wants to buy the house next door (to the right) and put up a shiny new condo.


Huh. Very interesting about the condo plan… We should talk.
Did you know we met years ago? I just figured it out now. On Elgin, I think at the Pump.
You didn’t expect it to catch fire? Not even when they saran-wrapped their porch and BBQed all winter?
Haha, mb. Well played.
Yeah, I remember! And I filled in for you at CKCU once. I interviewed The Gruff, it was really fun. I was very nervous, but I think it went well. Must have been 2005 or 2006?
I think we might have the bloggiest street in Ottawa. I was thinking of having a BBQ and inviting the neighbors. I’ll make sure you’re included!